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Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 01:34 pm Part 8: Severus.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
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My mom's awesome. I don't know anyone else's mom who writes porn. Mind you, it's not good porn. Mainly airplane porn for some reason. And yes, I've read it... she shouldn't leave things lying around the house when I come home.

I'm fairly sure my mom has constant cyber-sex. And cheats at online Euchre.
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
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I have to say that I'd be fairly disturbed if my mother--who really is far, far too old--were writing porn.

I wouldn't like the competition. ;)
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
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My mom is about to turn 60. It's a little disturbing. But she did marry a man 25 years older than her, so I suppose it doesn't seem to strange to her. It's more the phone sex that disturbs me. Especailly when I am visiting and can hear her across the hall.
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
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... Right, now that freaks me out.

Although, were I to overhear my mother talking dirty, at least it'd explain where I got the genes from.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
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Haha. Yeah, it's freaky. I can't really make out words... more like murmurs and, "Oh yeah?"'s. That's the point at which I go to Barnes and Noble and hang out until I can be sure she's come and I'm safe from the scary phone sex talk. I mean... my mom deserves orgasms same as the next older woman. But I don't want to know about them.