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Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 01:34 pm Part 8: Severus.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:15 am (UTC)
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Oh god. I love Snape. I'm horribly jealous of Harry. I would wash snape's floors anyday. Dear lord.

I would leave a better more coherent review but I am sort of drunk and so all I can really think to say is that I love you and I love Snape and I Harry deserves to be punished like nobody's business and can this please at one point involve spanking??
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
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Are you quite sure it's his floors you want to scrub? He'd accept other kinds of services, I'm sure... Particularly if you're a senior student from his House.

... and can this please at one point involve spanking??

LOL! Erm. That depends on Atra, really. And when (if) I'm duly provoked.

We're avoiding the kinkier side of things for now, in order to lay the groundwork. But I doubt that I we can hold back for too long...
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:42 am (UTC)
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I am mainly amused by the fact that I am drinking, AND wearing this shirt right now. But otherwise...

What else would Snape want me to scrub? *looks around wide-eyed* Does he have some very dirty cauldrons, perhaps? Other... services? On my knees? Well, if you Snape insists...

And when (if) I'm duly provoked.

What would it take? *wheedles* Although I'm enjoying the tension quite a bit...
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From:atrata
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
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Hahaha.

Phab: Can there be spanking?
Atra: Ask Switch.
Switch: Ask Atra.

Hm.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
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There's no love for me, honestly. I'm a good reviewer (when not totally wasted as am now)! I deserve some spanking! Er. I mean Harry does. Yes. Harry.
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From:atrata
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)
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Aww. *pets*

I really can't imagine there WON'T be spanking at some point, but, uh, we don't think that far ahead, honestly. Our hormones just kind of seep out of our fingers and we manage to somehow turn it into fic. So. But I do agree Harry needs some spanking. *nods*
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)
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But I do agree Harry needs some spanking.

*snorts*

Yeah, you'd say so.

*leans back and watches Harry clean the floor, his trousers pulled tight over young, firm buttocks*

... Not that I disagree with you. Spanking is good. Spanking is very, very good.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:05 am (UTC)
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*votes for spanking*

Is this a democracy? Oh right, probably not...
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:08 am (UTC)
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Democracy? What means that word?

*thinks of buying Harry a collar*
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)
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Democracy: from the greek; meaning, put innocent but rebellious young boys in collars to teach them proper technique behavior.
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From:atrata
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
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Hm. Sounds good to me.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
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With spanking? ;)
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
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Of course, they can only be expected to vote sensibly if they've had some responsibility trained into them...
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
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Hey you know what would really train someone to be responsible? Bit of spanking. Uh huh.

*shifty eyes*
*loves circular logic*
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
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We sound like parents, don't we?

Lucky for Phaballa, she isn't our child...
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:04 am (UTC)
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Unless you've both turned into pot-head hippies who write porn novels in their retirement and have phone sex... well. Maybe the porn novels. My mother is a strange woman.
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:09 am (UTC)
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Does cybersex count? ;)

Your mother's not strange at all.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
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My mom's awesome. I don't know anyone else's mom who writes porn. Mind you, it's not good porn. Mainly airplane porn for some reason. And yes, I've read it... she shouldn't leave things lying around the house when I come home.

I'm fairly sure my mom has constant cyber-sex. And cheats at online Euchre.
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
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I have to say that I'd be fairly disturbed if my mother--who really is far, far too old--were writing porn.

I wouldn't like the competition. ;)
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
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My mom is about to turn 60. It's a little disturbing. But she did marry a man 25 years older than her, so I suppose it doesn't seem to strange to her. It's more the phone sex that disturbs me. Especailly when I am visiting and can hear her across the hall.
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
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... Right, now that freaks me out.

Although, were I to overhear my mother talking dirty, at least it'd explain where I got the genes from.
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From:phaballa
Date:July 21st, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
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Haha. Yeah, it's freaky. I can't really make out words... more like murmurs and, "Oh yeah?"'s. That's the point at which I go to Barnes and Noble and hang out until I can be sure she's come and I'm safe from the scary phone sex talk. I mean... my mom deserves orgasms same as the next older woman. But I don't want to know about them.