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Jul. 20th, 2005 @ 10:20 pm Part 7: Harry.
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From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:03 am (UTC)
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I can just picture the indecent, satisifed thoughts that are swirling through the professor's mind.

Oh, you have no idea.

*licks fingers*
From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:08 am (UTC)
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I'm reading your entry--am getting a good idea. ;)

*licks*
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
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That's what entries are for!

Mmm, entries. Entrances. Exits.

*brain seizes*
From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:25 am (UTC)
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LOL! The entrance to the back door... I'd say Harry was a bit of a backdoor kinda guy?

*giggles*
From:switchknife
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:29 am (UTC)
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I'd say Harry was a bit of a backdoor kinda guy?

Poor lad just doesn't know it yet. Luckily, Snape's there to--educate--him...
From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 04:33 am (UTC)
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He is being oh-so subtle about that at the moment, too. Deliciously subtle.

*inner-submissive fidgets*
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From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:21 am (UTC)
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Haha. I shocked Switch when I showed the original picture.

*recalls Switch's jaw dropping*

It just had to be immortilised in an icon.
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From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:35 am (UTC)
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It certainly boggles the mind, does it not? It's like, more of a door stopper than anything. Makes me wonder if people would actually use it. I guess some people would.

But, blimey. *toes curl* Ouch, man.
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From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:43 am (UTC)
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I have seen enough incriminating and morbidly fascinating links myself. There is one link I came across--you may have seen it--this guy, his name escapes me, but he has spent years stretching his arse to the point where he can just slip a couple of fingers in and yank himself open. And you see riiiiight in. How he has not had a prolapse, I will never know.
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From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:52 am (UTC)
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How he holds his bowels in, I will never know.

Well, I do know, but... still. Dude. It is a serious case of The Jaded for one to want to do that to their arse. But whatever floats his boat.
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From:atrata
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:40 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I actually REMEMBER my first glimpse of one of those things, at a roadside sex shop. (Er.) It was on the floor, all huge and scary and I stood there staring and shifting around uncomfortably for a really long time. I figure I must have been pretty traumatized, considering how long ago that was, how many of those stores I've been in, and how pervy I've become since.
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From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:50 am (UTC)
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Like I said to Switch once, I used to be innocent. I've been in fandom for only a short while, as I think I told you, but in that short space of time, I have become undoubtedly corrupted. What once traumatised me now holds me in morbid arousal.

Okay. Not everything does. I have seen some things on the net that have made me completely 'WTF??!!' But I am highly desensitised these days. Which scares me. The internet, along with my previous line of work, has made me pretty unreactionary to a lot of things.

Roadside sex shop?
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From:atrata
Date:July 21st, 2005 06:57 am (UTC)
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Well, when I said 'how pervy I've become' I wasn't talking about fandom. I don't think fandom's made me any pervier than I already was. *cough* It has changed me, I think, but not in that way.

Roadside sex shop?

... yeah. One of those places off the highway that's open 24/7 for the truckers? Usually next door to a dodgy strip club?
From:cravache
Date:July 21st, 2005 07:05 am (UTC)
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Oooh, one of those. I get you.

I don't think fandom's made me any pervier than I already was. It has for me. Shamefully so. I was already an uber perv to start with, but fandom has opened my eyes to things I was previously unaware of. And it introduced me to a few kinks that are now rl kinks for me. *coughs*